- 18 year old brendon urie: i stayed over pete wentz' house and he gave me red bull and we stayed up all night it was great aw gee whiz don't you just love my purple hoodie i do it's great!! yay!!!
- 25 year old brendon urie: I WANT TO FUCK ALL OF YOU IN THE ASS THIS SONG IS ABOUT BLOWJOBS LET'S SMOKE SOME WEED YOU SLUTS I HAVE A PENIS